Need a punchy lime pun for your post, caption, or just to juice up a conversation? You’ve squeezed your way to the right place!
Whether you’re crafting a citrusy Instagram caption, cracking jokes at brunch, or simply looking to add a tangy twist to your texts, this list of lime jokes is here to zest things up.
From clever lime puns to short and snappy one-liners, we’ve got something for every mood and every margarita.
Scroll through and let the good limes roll!
Funny Lime Puns for Instagram Captions
These lime puns are perfect for Instagram photos with drinks, fruit baskets, or sunny days.
Lime yours forever 🍈
I’m just here for a good lime
That’s the zest pic I’ve ever posted
Sippin’ on sunshine and lime
When life gives you limes, take a selfie
You’re the lime to my tequila
Staying fresh and full of zest
I came. I saw. I citroned.
Lime after lime, I fall for this view
Tropic like it’s hot (and sour)
Looking fine and lime
No bitter feelings only zest
Out here living my lime-light
Tangy, tasty, totally trending
Feeling citrus-ly photogenic
Short Lime Jokes for Kids
Kid-friendly, giggle-inducing, and easy to remember!
What did the lime say to the lemon? You’re my main squeeze!
Why did the lime cross the road? It saw a zestaurant.
How do limes say goodbye? “Squeeze ya later!”
Why was the lime always invited to parties? It was the zest guest!
What do you call a sad lime? A sour puss.
How do limes stay in shape? Zestercise!
Why did the lime go to school? To become a little smarter zest.
What’s a lime’s favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a lime who tells jokes? A pun-kin!
What happens when a lime gets lost? It goes off the zest-ination.
What did the lime do on vacation? Took a zestful break.
How did the lime get promoted? Hard zest work!
What’s a lime’s favorite subject? His-tangy!
Why don’t limes tell secrets? They might spill the pulp!
What did one lime say to the other? “You make life juicy!”
Clever Lime Puns for Couples
Add some zest to your love life with these flirty lime-themed puns.
You had me at lime
I’m so grapeful for you (but mostly lime-ful)
We go together like lime and salt
You’re the zest thing that ever happened to me
Our love is citrus-ly perfect
Let’s never split unless we’re sharing a lime
Love you to the rind and back
Our love is simply un-peel-ievable
We were mint to lime
I can’t lime without you
Every day with you is like a lime margarita
You’re my main zest
Our chemistry is pulpy and real
Let’s zest together forever
I’m totally citrus-fied with you
Best Lime Puns for Drinks and Cocktails
Next time you’re holding a mojito or margarita, drop one of these zingers.
Sippin’ on lime and feelin’ fine
Keep calm and squeeze on
Time flies when you’re drinking lime
Margarita state of mind
I like my drinks with extra zest
It’s always happy hour somewhere just add lime
Lime after lime, it hits just right
Don’t worry, be tangy
This drink is un-peel-ievable
Zest day ever!
Mojito mojo in full swing
That lime hit different
Pulp fiction in a glass
This cocktail is giving citrus realness
Living my lime fantasy
Cute Lime Puns for Friends
Perfect for messages, cards, or just some text-worthy fun between besties.
You’re my main squeeze
We’re two peas in a lime pod
Friends who lime together, stay together
You’re the zest friend I’ve ever had
Lime made me do it
Life’s better with a little squeeze from you
Just trying to keep our friendship juicy
Zest friends forever
Stay pulpular, bestie
Let’s roll with the citrus
I’m limestruck by your kindness
We were born to zest
Can’t imagine life without your sour power
You’re so lime-hearted
You’re my juicy little secret
Hilarious Lime Pick-Up Lines
Trying to impress someone? These might just peel back their heart.
Are you lime juice? Because you’re making my heart pucker.
Is your name Margarita? Because I can’t get enough of you.
You must be made of lime because you’re irresistible
You’ve got me citrus-fied
I’d cross the zest of the world for you
Let’s peel away from the crowd
Can I call you mine or should I just call you lime?
You add zest to my life
Are you pulp? Because I feel you deep down
Are you citrus? Because I’m totally squeezed
You’re a total zest-catcher
Our chemistry is more than just tangy
Can I buy you a lime drink or are you already sweet enough?
You must be a lime because you’re fine-apple’s best friend
Are you sour? Because you’re the only thing I crave
Lime Jokes for Summer Vibes
Perfect for pool parties, BBQs, or any sunny day shenanigans.
Summer’s better with a lime twist
Tropic like it’s hot and sour
Limes out, sun’s out
Squeeze the day
I’m citrus-ly in love with summer
Just a tangy beach bum
Catch me under the lime tree
Living that sour life
When in doubt, add lime
My tan lines are zesty
Poolside with a pop of pulp
Salt, sun, and a whole lotta lime
Serving sour realness all summer
Life gave me limes and I made memories
Lime is short enjoy it!
Lime Puns and Jokes for Foodies
For the ones who love cooking, baking, or just eating anything citrusy.
Lime and dine me, please
This dish is zest in show
Guac and roll with lime
Bake it till you make it add lime
Pucker up, buttercup
This recipe is tang-tastic
I’m on a zest-aurant tour
That’s one well-squeezed snack
Lime makes everything batter
Salad days need citrus
Let’s taco ‘bout extra lime
This flavor is un-peel-ievable
It’s a citrus-ation
Chef’s zest-kiss
Pulpy and proud of it
Conclusion
There you have it, more lime jokes and puns than you can squeeze into one caption!
Whether you’re captioning a citrus-filled selfie, texting your bestie, or raising a glass of something tangy, these puns are perfect for spreading smiles.
Pick your favorite and let the zest vibes roll. And hey don’t be sour, share the pun with someone who could use a little sunshine 🍋
